Doctor: Do you suffer From wet dreams?
Patient: No I quite enjoy them
Wife asks Husband: What will you do if I die.
Husband: I will die toI won't be able to bear the happiness
A man goes to Ram temple and prays for his lost wife.
Lord Rama tells him: There is a Hanuman temple next to this one, tell him he found my wife too
Journal Entry for Love
Love A/c Dr
To cash A/c
To bank A/c
To gold A/c
To Other assets A/c
To Bankruptcy A/c
(Being love expenses incurred and lover becoming insolvent)
Alcohol is a solution-------------------------------- mostly of ethenol and water
Bawa: Yoga, meditaion, A lot of Triphala especially with modern eating habits
Jai Gurudeva!
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