Some Jokes

Doctor: Do you suffer From wet dreams?

Patient: No I quite enjoy them

Wife asks Husband: What will you do if I die.

Husband: I will die toI won't be able to bear the happiness

A man goes to Ram temple and prays for his lost wife.

Lord Rama tells him: There is a Hanuman temple next to this one, tell him he found my wife too

Journal Entry for Love

Love A/c Dr

To cash A/c

To bank A/c

To gold A/c

To Other assets A/c

To Bankruptcy A/c

(Being love expenses incurred and lover becoming insolvent)

Alcohol is a solution-------------------------------- mostly of ethenol and water

What is the thing that world needs most today?

Bawa: Yoga, meditaion, A lot of Triphala especially with modern eating habits

Jai Gurudeva!