>Cool Phrases
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>Practice makes perfect.....
>But nobody's perfect......
>so why practice?
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>The wise never marry.
>and when they marry they become
>otherwise.
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>If your father is a poor man,
>It is your fate but,
>If your father-in-law is a poor man,
>It's your stupidity.
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>I was born intelligent
>Education ruined me.
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>A bus station is where a bus stops.
>A train station is where train stops.
>On my desk, I have a work station....
>what more can I say..........
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>If it's true that we are here to help others, then,
>What exactly are the others here for?
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>Since light travels faster than sound,
>people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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>How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
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>Money is not everything.
>There's MasterCard & Visa.
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>One should love animals.
>They are so tasty.
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>Love thy neighbour.
>But don't get caught.
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>Every man should marry.
>After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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>Success is a relative term.
>It brings so many relatives.
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>Love is photogenic
>It needs darkness to develop
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>Children in backseats cause accidents
>Accidents in backseats cause children
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>"Your future depends on your dreams"
>So go to sleep
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>There should be a better way to start a day
>than waking up every morning
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>"Hard work never killed anybody"
>But why take the risk !
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>"Work fascinates me"
>I can look at it for hours !
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>God made relatives;
>Thank God we can choose our friends.
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>When two's company, three's the result !
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>The more you learn, the more you know,
>The more you know, the more you forget
>The more you forget, the less you know
>So.. why learn.
Jai Gurudeva!
Love,
Mihir
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